Be on the lookout for cats possessing dangerous skills. You may not have heard, but there's a rash of devil kittens on the loose. The suspects may or may not be wearing their typical hooded gear as to tell them apart from regular cute kittens.
Also, they have demon eyes:
Devil cats are also closely related to devil squirrels. If you see two together, please cautiously return indoors, call 911 and wait for further instructions.
This is the end of the devil cat warning. You may now return to your regular broadcast.
