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« on: May 21, 2009, 09:56:52 PM »

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Woman arrested with unusual object in pants


BROOKSVILLE, FL -- The clerk at the 7-11 in Brooksville must have done a double take when Brittany Gariepy walked to the check out counter. She had an obvious bulge in her britches where there should not be one on a woman.

The clerk suspected shoplifting and called Hernando County Sheriff's deputies. Gariepy was arrested for shoplifting a Big Mama's pickled sausage.

According to a police report the sausage, "was clearly visible inside her pants as she walked out of the store. Upon contact with the suspect. . . she advised that this had not occurred and that she did not steal any items. Upon looking inside her vehicle, I was able to see the wrapper of a Big Mama pickled sausage, but the item had been eaten."

Confronted with the wrapper, deputies say Gariepy confessed she'd eaten the evidence.

My new pick up line:  Are you happy to see me or is that a pickle in your pants? 
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